Thursday, August 23, 2007
blogger sucks.
have i said that?
of course i have
this is
NOT THE ONLY TIME IT'S LET ME DOWN
yer dumbmofo.
i can't exactly remember what
i typed yesterday,
but it was really good
and definitely worth-while to read.
it goes something like :
HERE ARE MY NEW TARGETS
that i WILL SO TOTALLY DO.
1- STUDY HARDER.
Get good results.
Beat tracey wong yi jia.
2-Get thinner.
"Get that sexy, voluptuous body you always wanted! "
HELL YEAH!
3- Improve in tennis.
Get into B team.
PERFECT ALL STROKES.
PERFECT ALL STROKES.
4- Get Ian Hecox to fall head over heels in love with me.
Title says all.
5-Grow long hair
So that i can look like those porno models
that use their long hair to cover their
silicon-enhanced boobs.
HECKNO!
6- BEAT A_____ M_____ F____ IN SPEX.
I MUST.
7. BEAT BURGER IN SPEX.
I MUST DO MY BEST
MAKE HER RUN.
MAKE HER RUN.
MAKE HER RUN AND DIE.
AND THEN I'LL SMILE AT HER SHOCKED PARENTS
AND SAY
"hah. i guess i've improved."
4:25 AM
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
today we had CIP at geylang east library.
and we stacked and shelfed
shelfed and stacked
and chose kindegarten-like books
for primary 6 students
but also chose their FUTURE.
agnes and i chose
INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING
books they should read
so that they will one day,
save the world
like superman.
cape,
symbol,
greasy hair,
everything!
okay okay lets see..
we also had to stack magazines.
TEEN VOGUE!
and we stole some precious minutes
flipping through those glossy pages
and
fawning
over
ZAC EFRON.
the last bit was mostly me.
and yes i know it's duper lame
to like a guy who all the younger girls adore
who starred in
DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIES
no less!
but i just can't help falling in love
with..
you...
6:21 AM
Monday, August 20, 2007
hello everyone.
how time flies
since,
since i was born really.
because...
ELLIE IS FINALLY FOURTEEN!!!!!
how time flies right!
i mean like just
2 DAYS AGO,
she was young,
and not so carefree OR innocent.
more like a,
middle-finger pointing,
swear word cursing
hotless
13-year old girl.
with really tiny feet.
oh ellie!
SEE MY
HARDCORE PROOF!
so anyway ellie,
i hope you'll have a
SEXTASTIC BIRTHDAY
and i expect you to be in my video.
about
SHAVING!
6:49 AM