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OJAY'S BLOG
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Thursday, August 23, 2007

blogger sucks.

have i said that?


of course i have


this is

NOT THE ONLY TIME IT'S LET ME DOWN

yer dumbmofo.





i can't exactly remember what

i typed yesterday,

but it was really good

and definitely worth-while to read.










it goes something like :





HERE ARE MY NEW TARGETS

that i WILL SO TOTALLY DO.




1- STUDY HARDER.

Get good results.

Beat tracey wong yi jia.



2-Get thinner.

"Get that sexy, voluptuous body you always wanted! "

HELL YEAH!





3- Improve in tennis.

Get into B team.
PERFECT ALL STROKES.





4- Get Ian Hecox to fall head over heels in love with me.
Title says all.


5-Grow long hair
So that i can look like those porno models
that use their long hair to cover their
silicon-enhanced boobs.
HECKNO!



6- BEAT A_____ M_____ F____ IN SPEX.
I MUST.


7. BEAT BURGER IN SPEX.
I MUST DO MY BEST
MAKE HER RUN.
MAKE HER RUN AND DIE.
AND THEN I'LL SMILE AT HER SHOCKED PARENTS
AND SAY
"hah. i guess i've improved."





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