Sunday, December 30, 2007
the darkness
By Wong Jo Ann Hecox Jumba
Everywhere is dark
There is no light
Because the switch is turned off
And so it's very dark
Dark.
Dark.
I can't see my hands
Because of the darkness
It's so dark
My fingers are gone
Gone.
Gone.
My fingers are gone
Like my birthday, which is
Supermegaextremototallymaybe gone
Gone.
Gone.
Gone like the wind
Which is invisble
Because it's the wind.
Invisble reminds me of my hand and fingers
Which are in the dark.
It's so dark
Dark.
Dark.
Now it's a bit cloudy
Because of the wind
But soon it's going to get dark again
Because there is no lamp
To switch on
On.
On.
Ever since the darkness overwhelmed it
And swallowed it into
The darkness of which everything is dark
And nothing is bright
Because in the dark
There is no light
( Because there is no lamp, doh. )
Light.
Light.
"duuuudee that's deeep man,
that's really deeeeep."
8:28 AM
HAN REN..... HAN REN.
(clap clap)
HAN REN..... HAN REN.
(clap clap)
HAN REN..... HAN REN.
(clap clap)
HAN REN..... HAN REN.
(clap clap)
HAN REN..... HAN REN.
(clap clap)
* here comes my super hardcore screamo
FATASS VERSION!!
REMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMBER ME BEING DAMN CRAZY BECAUSE EVERYONE WASN'T CHEERING LOUDLY ENOUGH?
WHOO SCREAMO TO THE MAX!!!
PS: sorry for freaking you out with my hyperactiveness.
i guess you'll have to blame the butthash ( jenkem).
eee.
8:06 AM
i love agnes.
HERE'S WHAT SHE WROTE MANN:
Yes, it's finally WONG JO'S DAY!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!
Kudos to Wong Jo for having survive 14 years of her life,
HEHEHEEE.
Thank you for always being the best shopping buddy everrr!
-Even though you're so retarded,
you never fail to cheer me up whenever I cry.
(Which is - I KNOW!!- So damn often)
Even to the weird things you do like,
TWITCH OR DO STUPID HANDSHAKES,
I still love you anyway!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO.
I really thank God for a friend like you who really knows me so well,
to the point that you know I'm PMS-ing
even though I deny it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
We must must must must have a sleepover/tennis bonding soon,
even though we tend to put on at least 2kg after that.
WHOOOOOO!!
Why I love you,
Wong Jo Ann so much:
1. Shopping with you's always the best!
2. You always make me laugh.
3. I can hardly find anyone else to do retarded things with me.
(HINTHINT TO ALL MY FRIENDS)
4. You participate in "I feel like a goth today" days!!
5. I like the way you dance to Push It To The Limit (!!!!!)
6. Chinese New Year shopping with you(&Joy) was the best time I've ever had in my life.
-Even though I spent so much $$
on the dress I wore ONCE.
7. You're the perfect bunny-twitching-girl.
8. You always go eyeliner shopping with me.
9. You let me draw on you with multi-coloured eyeliners.
10. You're always so willing to bring eyeliner for me if I forget to bring mine.
11. You always wear dresses with jeans.
12. You always apply sunblock with me!!!!!!!!
(IN YOUR FACE! Those who laugh at me&my sunblock)
13. You use as much lip balm as I do... HAHAHA.
14. You have a hamburger tee shirt.
15. You like the food I like, HAHAHAHA.
16. You're almost always hungry!!!!(I think)
17. You always sing/shout to Cute Is What We Aim For!!!!!
18. Omg, this is getting so tiring.I'M GONNA STOP HERE HAHAHAHA.
My fingers are breaking.
I LUB YOU, SISTER FLATTY!
LUBLUBLUBLUB
WORHXZ.X
8:03 AM
Saturday, December 29, 2007
TODAY:
ellie and su walked to my house and raped me in my bed while I was sleeping.
GOOD POINTS:
I got presents
- erotic you-know-whats
- smexy notebook
- random shirt
- delicious-so cupcakes
- moola
I had alot of fun
- picture taking
- talking
- reading cool letters
I have supernice friends
- they didn't care about my stinky morning breath
( maybe they did )
- they woke up at 7.30 just to see me
( no easy feat for ellie )
- ellie made cupcakes at 11pm last night
- su gave me SO MANY NICE THINGS.
- ellie let me keep her container,
knowing that i always give it back to her late.
- su ling didn't hug me to death
- su ling actually sat through the whole smosh video
BAD POINTS :
- I was having a dream about Zac when they raped me.
- They only stayed for 2 hours
- I can't stop eating those damn cupcakes!
TOOT TOOT TOOT!
6:53 PM
Friday, December 28, 2007
EVERYBODY'S GONNA LOVE TODAY
GONNA LOVE TODAY
EVERYBODY'S GONNA LOVE TODAY
GONNA LOVE TODAY
ANYWAY YOU WANT TO
ANYWAY YOU'VE GOT TO
LOVE LOVE ME
LOVE LOVE ME
LOVE LOVE!
11:42 PM
the time is just right..
TO MAKE SOME
BREAD AND BUTTER PUDDING.
IT'S BREAD AND BUTTER PUDDING TIME
BREAD AND BUTTER PUDDING TIME
HELL YEAH
IT'S BREAD AND BUTTER PUDDING TIME
BREAD
BUTTER
AND
SOME
PUDDING
TIME
11:06 PM
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AHHHH KEVJUMBA!
7:43 AM
I got birds in my ears and a devil on my shoulder,
and a phone to the other and I can't get a hold of him
what's a crush to do?
what's a crush to do,
when she can't get through?
I'm obsessed and stressed with this mess
I can't think of things,
to write down,
to type down
and these fingertips are moving faster than these lips
so you can only imagine how jealous my mouth is,
so you can only imagine how jealous my mouth is
what has become of wong jo ann.
7:39 AM
Thursday, December 20, 2007
goodbye everyone,
HELLO CUTE BOYS ON MY TOUR BUS!!!!!
6:14 AM
Friday, December 14, 2007
To Ellie,
please learn how to crank dhat soon.
my crankin urges are getting a bit wild.
7:31 AM
oh before i forget!
i like,
so totally went to malaysia for
thirteen days!
is that hardcore,
or is that plain butt-kicking awesome.
And to summarise the trip:
Day 1- got there
Day 2- tennis there (died there)
Day 3- cheered there
Day 4- cheered there
Day 5- cheered there
Day 6- got there (Perlis)
Day 7- tennis there (died there)
Day 8- cheered there
Day 9- cheered there
Day 10- cheered there
Day 11- cheered there
Day 12- ate there
Day 13-cheered there
i smell something stinky.
i think it's me.
7:20 AM
i'm just
SUPERCRAZY
about this majorly hot goat.
7:16 AM
why is
EVERYBODY WEARING SKINNY JEANS.
i'm guessing i need to get one soon, too.
7:12 AM
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Instructions
1. Do the following WITHOUT complaint.
2. Choose 5 people to do this after you completed yours.
3. Leave a tag on the person's tagboard to say he/she have been tagged.
4. Start your post with; I have been tagged!I HAVE BEEN TAGGED!
Favourites
Favourite Color: Black
Favourite Food: Sushi
Favourite Movie: Not sure
Favourite Sport: Tennis
Favourite Day of the Week: Saturday is my shopping day.
Favourite Season: Winter
Favourite Ice Cream: Cookies and cream - yeah well, whatever bitch.
Currents
Current Mood: whut-er-ever.
Current Clothes: shirt with undies
Current Desktop: Some deserted island thing
Current Time: 10.15p.m.
Current Surroundings: my room
Current Annoyances: pimples
Current Thoughts: i cant wait to shoot an arrow through that bloody stickman's heart.
Firsties
First Best Friend: Adeline something
First Crush: dont know.. but my current crush would be IAN HECOX and ZAC EFRON
First Movie: what if i said, BEEYATCH.
First lie: i'd prefer not to answer.
First Music: babytunes
Lasties
Last Drink: Cloudy apple juice
Last Car Ride: From the mrt
Last Crush: Same as the first.. Dammit!
Last Phone Call: Calling my mum to pick me from the mrt
Last CD Played: Some Jay Chou thing in the car
Have you evers?
Have you ever dated one of your best friend: You'd like to know wouldn't you.
Have you ever broken the law: i'm too sexy
Have you ever been arrested?: i'm not paris!
Have you ever been on TV: you'll see. you'll all see.
Have you ever kissed someone you dont know: I wish ian would make out with me.
Random 5 things you are good at:
1. My randomness
2. Scratching my leg
3. Blinking
4. Being comfy
5. Eating pricey food
3 things you can hear right now:
Me scartching my leg
Me typing
Me clicking
People to tag:
ELLIE
AGNES
JOY
CYN
TING
6:12 AM