hello to the 2d joann.

"Don't you wanna come with me?

Don't you wanna feel my boneson your bones?

It's only natural.

Don’t you wanna swim with me?

Don’t you wanna feel my skinon your skin?

It's only natural."

i would so draw a bone picture
but i guess i dont do morbid.

YES


i'll profess my love to you
even if it's the last thing i do
because you're gonna bodslam me
and stab me with your key.

something's wrong with my blog.
this bites.

REEARRRWOW.

RC. [/////leaves at my feet (blown to the ground) their echoes are reaching my ears/////] says:

rc<3>

hear that?

rc<3> jo

again.
i haven't showered the whole day,
again.


i bet if agnes knew she be all



" OMG JO ANN YOU'RE SO DISGUSTING


I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE YOU FILTHY PIG


WHY ARE YOU SO GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????


FOAD YOU BITCH!"






heehee.

there are two exams tomorrow.
i've prepared for them.
good jo ann.




there are two more exams on tuesday.
haven't given a shit about them.
fantastic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=XdtgoonOEls&feature=related


EVERYBODYY NOW.

guess who's back alright.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM YI TING.


no presents for you.

i can't help it.
but i want to __ the third Anakin Skywalker.
and ian hecox.
and kev jumba.
and tom sturridge if he continued having his sexy ron-accent and non-emo ness.





i'm such a slut!
( but it's a damn time more fun than being a peanut )

valentines day came and passed.
and i didn't get any broccoli.







WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE YOU!!?

new song: swaggerific
artist: verbz
cool factor: kwando kwando kwando


how can you call it a lifestyle
when you dont live your life in style.

tomorrow is the day
i
give
________
to
my
friends.

honestly,
i haven't been a very good stalker.
i totally gave up on ian after i realised
"hey, he's never gonna come to singapore with such thick hair"
and also that i got hooked on kevjumba.

but now,
oh now,
everything is perfect.


everyone,

IAN HECOX HAS FINALLY CUT HIS

MOB OF A HAIR

AND IS NOW AND FOREVER,

(untill he regrows it)

IN MY HEART FROM NOW ON.

-locks heart-
-chhlick-
-swallows key-
-deeeuuupp...bom-
-mmmmm..ughh.mmmmnnnmnnuh-
-key has been shitted out-
-tada!-

you suck.
you suck.
you suck.
you suck.

i would really like to punch you,
and pluck out your insides,
one big WHACK.
and you will crack.
i want to feel pain.
i want you to bruise.
i want you to burn.
























bloody nokia 5300.

TO HO REN CHUN
here is a rap for you,
my lovely cousin.


uh.uh.uh.
yo check it dawg.

stop being a bitch,
or i throw you in a ditch.
i know you're really rich
but i'm gonna make you twitch and itch.

mm.mm. yea.
go homie go.

you think you're really cool calling me fat
but you're just jealous because your'e so flat.
and not hot like californians,
yeah i'd tap that.
would i tap that?
yeah i'd so tap that.

woof.woof.
jingle lingle ling.

i could rap about you all night long
but that's be weird and extremely wrong
so ill leave it here, t'is the end of my song
but i'll leave you with this:








imagine you in a thong!

ding dong tang tong
bing long nang nong
gong
gong
gong


Aaaaannndd we're back!
to " how stupid is collin?"

Here's a short paragaph,
please dont give up halfway:


fyi: it's me all the time.
allllll the time.







JO ANN says:
excuse me young man.

JO ANN says:
i am jo ann's mother.

JO ANN says:
she's currently crying her heart out

JO ANN says:
what exactly did you say to her?

JO ANN says:
she tells me you think she's not mentally straight.

JO ANN says:
now dont go spreading that ridiculous rumour

JO ANN says:
or i'll have your head.

JO ANN says:
you hear me?



collin - when will it all end? says:
er okay

collin - when will it all end? says:
sorry



JO ANN says:
and?


collin - when will it all end? says:
i wont do it again


JO ANN says:
good.

JO ANN says:
now she's coming back to use the computer

JO ANN says:
so dont you say things about her again!


collin - when will it all end? says:
okay


JO ANN says:
hi collin.


collin - when will it all end? says:
hey
collin - when will it all end? says:
are u alright now?




and this concludes todays section of
"how stupid is collin?"

tune in next time for more!

so thank you rae,
for being such a good friend,
and helping me pass my zuo wen.



which is not counted.
damn.

and then i'd be famous.

never trust online translations.
never.

and never try to be a smart ass against an SAP student.


:þ GET JIGGY! says:
看来你的普通水准没得救了…

JO ANN says:
what.

JO ANN says:
you just said after looking at my ordinary WATER nodbody got saved.

:þ GET JIGGY! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

:þ GET JIGGY! says:
shit i laughed until stomach pain.

and after much humiliation,
i found out that she was actually saying my
'standards are low'.








never mess with SAP students.

ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE
DIRTY.

ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY. ALL BOYS ARE DIRTY.

that's what it was like with agnes.

I HAVEN'T SHOWERED ALL DAY.

i'm asking people how they think,
and i'm receiving very positive responses.

agnes:

YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DISGUSTING
STOP TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOAD YOU BITCH HAHAHAHAHA


margaret:

GO SHOWER LUH!
before u get pimples all over you,
ALL OVER UR BUTT!

collin:

no wonder it rained today!
haha, nice.





i love people and their reactions.

I didn't bother doing a non-obs post,
but now i do.
and i think it's hard to explain in words,
so i shall explain in..
pictures.
and then a song.



jo ann face.




ellie face.



frogs that ribbit.




break-dancing.




getting hyphie.




juan siu.




unglam.




bar top dancer.



there once was a girl named jo.
she tied her hair weirdly and danced like a hoe.
but she couldn't care less
and had to confess
she couldn't shake her ass.

she went to a frog from on day one,
with her hair in a freaky bun.
she screamed like mad
and wasn't really glad
when she had to feed the frogs which were sad.

on day two she made some clay
and with all her friends, happy and gay
they created super masterpieces,
most of which looked like faeces.

day three was the best by far
poking women without a bra
camwhoring all the way
eating a sub at subway

day four was extremely fun
learning how to walk like a nun
putting make up on her face,
and cam whoring all over the place

next was linedancing with mdm khoo
she thought jo and her friends were totally poo
made them go on stage
to engage
the losers with nothing to do.

this is her story
full of cool pictures and sutff-ory
so let's let this end
because i have a heart to mend
it's because of kevin wu
i hope he loves me too!

went out with agnes today.

I HATE IT.

I HATE IT.

I HATE IT.

somehow or another i always end up..
EATING.

in my defence, i DO try to stop myself.
but it seems her presence seems to trigger something,
and unconsiously my knees buckle,
my butt faces the heavens
and i bow before

mini doughnuts,
sotong heads,
and an oddly yummy peach tea.

weird.