honestly,
i haven't been a very good stalker.
i totally gave up on ian after i realised
"hey, he's never gonna come to singapore with such thick hair"
and also that i got hooked on kevjumba.

but now,
oh now,
everything is perfect.


everyone,

IAN HECOX HAS FINALLY CUT HIS

MOB OF A HAIR

AND IS NOW AND FOREVER,

(untill he regrows it)

IN MY HEART FROM NOW ON.

-locks heart-
-chhlick-
-swallows key-
-deeeuuupp...bom-
-mmmmm..ughh.mmmmnnnmnnuh-
-key has been shitted out-
-tada!-