Sunday, March 30, 2008
i did ryan ross's make up.
i took half an hour perfecting it.
i actually painstakingly applied black crap onto my face.
i actually painstakingly applied black crap onto my face.
I PWNED IT.
so i took a few pictures.
okay maybe 30.
this is him:
these are me:
EDIT: this is an edit.
i dont like being potrayed as a camwhore.
i wuz looking at my photos and was like
"WHO'S THAT WHORE?"
so yeah.
make do with this awesome picture.
7:16 AM
i figure,
i'm going to buy more cds to be cool.
PS: Josiah chia you had better not be selling
MY CD
to some shit ass primary school friend.
my trust for you is not worth a measely 2 bucks.
i'm going to buy more cds to be cool.
PS: Josiah chia you had better not be selling
MY CD
to some shit ass primary school friend.
my trust for you is not worth a measely 2 bucks.
7:12 AM
hey!
i did my homework today!
3:07 AM
ccccccccccccccccccccccccccereally.
i wish i was a boy sometimes.
BOYS GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!
1- childishness
2- being horny
3-100m prizes
4-hardcore abs
5-being taller than me
6-t-shirt lifting
( to wipe their sweat. this is the most unfair)
7-sitting with open legs
8-undone homework
9-no bloody days
10-one more
(credits to terry)
2:49 AM
so close,
yet so far.
so bloody far.
2:46 AM
Saturday, March 29, 2008
I AMZ GONNA GETZ DA NEW PATD ALBUM.
yet another one to add to my collection.
which brings it up to...
2.
-by courtesy of the chias,
wo ai ni men hen da da -
9:05 AM
MY NEW SKIN PWNS ALL SKINS.
9:03 AM
Saturday, March 22, 2008
my bag got ruined today.
- bubble tea spill.
my jacket got ruined today.
-further bubble tea spill.
my dress got ruined today.
-lousy green tea bottle manufacturing fault.
it's just not pour-into-my-mouth compatible!
my shower thing got ruined today.
-knocked it down with my elbow.
my chinese is ruined today.
-well, now until forever.
my credibility got ruined today.
-green tea kills sperms!
NAHT.
BUT I STILL HAD A BLAST WITH
AGNES AND COL-COLS.
10:24 AM
Friday, March 21, 2008
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10:45 AM
Thursday, March 20, 2008
I HATE STUBBY NOSES.
I HATE STUBBY NOSES.
I HATE STUBBY NOSES.
I HATE STUBBY NOSES.
I HATE STUBBY NOSES.
I HATE STUBBY NOSES.
I HATE STUBBY NOSES.
I HATE STUBBY NOSES.
I HATE STUBBY NOSES.
I HATE STUBBY NOSES.
I HATE STUBBY NOSES.
I HAVE A STUBBY NOSE.
10:31 AM
i've just realised,
my cousins are pretty hot.
which means they'd get hot chicks as trophy wives.
yet another reason to get an even better AMERICAN hubby.
9:48 AM
TOMORROW
is good friday.
so why the hell should there be tuition??
9:46 AM
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
ELLIE YOU ARE MY LOVE.
i want YOU to take my wedding photographs when i'm 24.
and i WONT be pregnant on my wedding day.
and ian, kevin, and ryan will be wearing tailored tuxes
and i will be wearing what the slut in 27 dresses was wearing.
love you, always!
7:05 AM
WHOA!
who reeks of day-old sweat
inky hands
and 18hours of stink breath?
I DO I DO!
6:55 AM
Sunday, March 16, 2008
ting: TSK!
7:20 PM
social studies is da bomb.
ting: SO FUN I LUB LUB SS
ASS ASS.
juan:what?
jo: i love mrs lai and her annoying grandchildren.
ting: tsk.
7:18 PM
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY.
it's 13 minutes past monday.
i'm going to sing the national anthem in 7.15hours.
i'm going to sing the school song in 7.30 hours.
lessons are going to start in 8.00 hours.
i'm going to commence operation pretend to listen but actually am sleeping in 8.00 hours.
9:13 AM
nobody really reads my blog,
do they?
WHY!
9:06 AM
new term, here i come.
my hands are empty,
my brain is filled with french toast,
friends,
and lazy-tism.
and i have no yearning whatsoever to learn.
take me?
8:55 AM
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
I WISH I WAS A PUNK ROCKER WITH FLOWERS IN MY HAIR
IN 77 AND 69 REVOLUTION WAS IN THE AIR
I WAS BORN TOO LATE
TO A WORLD THAT DOESN'T CARE
OH I WISH I WAS A PUNK ROCKER WITH FLOWERS IN MY HAIR.
9:42 AM
today was the bearst day evar.
let me paint you a picture.
or at least describe what a fantastic day today was.
pouring rain.
closed doors.
curtains drawn.
long comfy couch.
pyjamas.
food.
friends.
8 hours.
LIKE OMGWAFDIWICBHFIWOMGICBIMZXZXZ.
9:11 AM
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.
DAMN ALL HORMAL INSTINCTS.
DAMN ALL THESE FEMALE NEEDS.
DAMN ALL HOT YOUTUBERS.
DAMN ALL NICE GLOWING TEETH.
DAMN ALL SEXY AMERICAN ACCENTS.
DAMN OSAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
9:42 AM
TODAY WAS SIX WORDS:
joy.
agnes.
joanna.
tiff.
eunice.
su.
7:37 AM
call me.
call me.
call me.
IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE SUNRISE
AT 5AM
AT EAST COAST PARK.
no, no catch,
just me and you,
getting hot and dirty.
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hey i mean come on!
the sand and sun is bound to do us some damage.
7:24 AM
Friday, March 07, 2008
jigsaws on msn are now and forever,
my life.
8:10 AM