Saturday, May 31, 2008
Escape Plan 1#
I pretend to have a flaming appendix,
grab my tummy and moan in agony
and say " no.. no.. the party.."
but parents will have to forcibly bring me to the hospital,
thus skipping the party.
Flaw: i dont know where the hell my appendix is.
Escape Plan 2#
i pretend to have a heart attack from
eating too much kinder bueno chocolate sticks,
grabbing my right arm and screaming,
and parents will find me on the floor, dead.
Flaw: i dont like dying.
Escape Plan 3#
i whine all day
and whine in the car
and whine at the party
and the host will have to kick me out
for spreading misery among his guests.
Flaw: Will probrably be slapped silly by parents before any kicking happens.
Escape Plan 4#
Run away from home,
and start living life as a hobo,
loitering along alleyways,
sleeping on sidewalks,
and eating as many stale sandwiches as i please.
Flaw: I will get fat.
Escape Plan 5#
give up.
1:38 AM
