Thursday, May 29, 2008
I DECLARE AN EVERLASTING VENGEANCE
ON THE COCKROACHES THAT LIVE UNDER MY BATHROOM CABINET,
AND I SWEAR TO ELIMINATE ALL POTENTIAL BREEDING,
BY MADLY SPRAYING WATER OR DEODORANT,
ALL THE WHILE SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY,
AND PRAYING IT DIED DUE TO
JOANNSCREAMO-CITIS.
11:00 AM
