Sunday, June 29, 2008
EDWARD.
LEAVE BELLA.
COME WITH ME.
I HAVE A WII.
LEAVE BELLA.
COME WITH ME.
I HAVE A WII.
5:34 AM
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
WAR!
FUCK THE SYSTEM!
WAR!
FUCK THE SYSTEM!
damn you safin and your oldish good looks.
7:28 AM
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
novak,
you are mine.
7:17 AM
Friday, June 20, 2008
school will be coming faster than you can say
HOGMONKEY
( a funtogagerbillion times)
10:26 AM
liek o mai gawdexz.
aii misstchk euu shoo muchozx worhxz baybeizhxz.
whaen r eu carMing barckzX horrhz
preAse cum barckszZ 2 miie.
~**aii weel lurhhbxz chOoo 4aevarzxzx**~
10:24 AM
PAIN. IS. GOOD.
10:23 AM
NOAH'S ARK.
Is it just me,
or was there no mention of cockroaches aboard this boat.
I have reason to believe,
( female intuition )
that these filthy stinking creatures were unexplicably derived
from the dumpiest pits of hell,
survived, rose,
and henceforth decided to go against the human race,
me as their number one target.
I know i know,
i have written about these vile exoskeletalled things before,
but i find that nothing,
and i say NOTHING
can ever compare to my deep,
human-natured hate for them.
They have made me resort to such trivial acts like
1. Jumping up and down to scare them with me fearsome thuds.
2. Screaming " WHERE ARE YOU YOU LITTLE SHITE" when the do not appear.
3. Edging my way closer to the computer
( where it was last spotted )
( where it was last spotted )
just so i can quickly grab my handphone and run away again.
4. Spraying oh-so-stinky deodarant,
hoping that it would die of stinky-deodorant poisioning.
5. Constantly talking to it.
" I know you're there, get out NOW"
" Please please please wont you get out?"
" If you dont get out i swear i'll KILLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUU"
" If you dont get out i swear i'll KILLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUU"
and this ends my rant on the bastards that have taken over my nightmares.
there'll be more to come.
9:54 AM
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
I WENT TO HONGKONG
AND I CAME BACK.
yayeah.
2:28 AM
Sunday, June 08, 2008
damn it fed,
why fall sick NOW?
8:35 AM
Friday, June 06, 2008
me and my female hormones.
gragh.
9:59 AM
Thursday, June 05, 2008
4.54 AM - I AM THE SOUL SURVIVOR.
I HAVE OUT WITTED, OUT LASTED AND OUT PLAYED EVERYONE ELSE.
NO ONE BUT ME IS ONLINE!
( except for this one person, but she's not actually on on,
she just didn't sign out or something, so that's not counted)
( or it better not be, that bitch )
1:54 PM
4.00 AM - flooding some random guy's cbox
4.05 AM - su came online, spirits lifted.
4.07 AM - su's longing for me
4.08 AM - chatting about london
4.20 AM - went to yy's blog
4.21 AM - found out she has a gazillion photos, and i'm not kidding here.
4.34 AM - yy pierced her tongue!?!?
4.36 AM - she didn't.
4.44 AM - fake promise to su to buy her " any high-waisted stuff"
4.45 AM - found out paramore's coming to singapore
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
4.46 AM - su wants to cut off all of haylie's hair
4.47 AM - good bye su, i dont miss you.
4.48 AM - severe growling of stomach
4.49 AM - hr signed out, i am bored.
4.50 AM - continuation of growling of stomach
4.52 AM - going to sleep, to stop going insane from the pain.
i'm sorry.
i'm not that interesting when i'm hungry.
1:47 PM
it's 3.05 in the morning..
AND I WANT TO PARRTTAAYYY!
12:05 PM
Sunday, June 01, 2008
To my dearest eleanor oui:
i thank you deeply for the best night of my life,
with heavy mosh dancing
+ throat singing
+ wild partying
+ random shouting of words
+ q tips.
i dont know what i'd do without you!
-
-
-
(probably be sucking faces with stripey boy)
heeheex.
8:45 AM
hello people.my name is eleanor.
AND JO AND I ARE GONNA SEE THE CLICK FIVE BITCHES.
wooooo.
envy us.
2:55 AM
ONE DAY, ONE HOW,
my hot, caring, heart-meleting, vampire boyfriend will
give me a sweet, surprising, romantic, wonderful proposal
with a big fat fabulous wedding and a 7.5 karat ring,
and we will have kids that dont cry, defacate, urinate or annoy me,
and we shall live in a huge hobbit hole under a sunny meadow,
where my friends will live close by,
and we shall share a vast sparkly lagoon
and my inhumanely gorgeous husband,
who's irrevocably and undeniably in love with me,
will sparkle along with it.
12:23 AM
i. don't. like.babies.
12:22 AM