Sunday, June 01, 2008
ONE DAY, ONE HOW,
my hot, caring, heart-meleting, vampire boyfriend will
give me a sweet, surprising, romantic, wonderful proposal
with a big fat fabulous wedding and a 7.5 karat ring,
and we will have kids that dont cry, defacate, urinate or annoy me,
and we shall live in a huge hobbit hole under a sunny meadow,
where my friends will live close by,
and we shall share a vast sparkly lagoon
and my inhumanely gorgeous husband,
who's irrevocably and undeniably in love with me,
will sparkle along with it.
12:23 AM
