Wednesday, April 30, 2008
OMGGGGGGGGGGG
EVERYBODY SINGSS
AGAINST THE LAST SONG
YOU WILL EVER SING
TELL ME TELL ME DO YOU FEEL THE PRESSURE NOW
9:17 AM
by golly,
did i just blooming say i'd gone starkers?
well,
i can't be fagged.
at least i dont have a willy
and am not a dipstick who's full of bollocks.
ahhh, sod it
pip pip!
9:07 AM
hey guess what?
I'M NAKED
9:03 AM
hey guess what,
I'M NAKED!
9:03 AM
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
HEY EVERYONE!
I'M GOING TO BE A BRITISH!
7:34 AM
have you ever had the feeling of absolute, unadulterated
TIRESOME?
7:13 AM
aw dang.
i hate my blog now.
7:09 AM
Monday, April 28, 2008
animal or hybrid??
7:52 AM
¡ʇɐɥʍ ɹo ɹǝʌǝ ʇıɥs ʇsǝןooɔ ǝɥʇ sıɥʇ sı
2:40 AM
Sunday, April 27, 2008
i think this is a pretty nice picture,
kind of,
right?
10:22 AM
NOT FORGOTTEN!
10:20 AM
TOMORROW
IS
A
SAD
SAD
DREARY
( because the word boring is overrated)
DAY
BECAUSE
THERE'S
NO
ONE
TO
PLAY
WITH
ME
AND
THAT'S
WHY
YOU
ALL
SUCK!
9:25 AM
honestly.
would you just
FUCK OFF AND DIE
for me?
9:22 AM
it's 12.12
and there's no one even MODERATELY interesting to talk to.
"ohh ohh
how i wish there were more people in the world
with minds to pry
feelings to lie(to)
and me making them die."
9:05 AM
Friday, April 25, 2008
OMG MYE IS
OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAA
AAA
RY!
6:57 AM
Good evening honourable judges,
and members of the floor.
My goal in this debate
is to defend the position that
SU LING IS A SAGGOT.
6:45 AM
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
two more days to freedom.
two more days to freedom.
two more days to freedom.
two more days to freedom.
two more days to freedom.
two more days to freedom.
two more days to freedom.
6:39 AM
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
PO: I choose you ,wong jo ann,
to be my pokemon master.
4:20 AM
TODAY:
i suddenly like yellowcard
i studied
margaret isn't online to talk to me
my chewy bars went missing
i got no lesbianic feelings
i rubbed olive oil into my hair
WHAT A WEIRD DAY
3:39 AM
Monday, April 21, 2008
okay no,
the exams aren't over
:( :( :(
10:59 PM
hello this post is about joy.
hi joy!
8:00 AM
Sunday, April 20, 2008
oh hey guess what?
the exams are over!!!!!
7:45 AM
RENCHUNHOHEEHEEHOHEEHOOO
you're my erectboy!
7:42 AM
OMGXZXZ
COINCIDENCE??
7:37 AM
Saturday, April 19, 2008
EVERY!
DAY!
SHOULD!
BE!
MICKEY'S!
BIRTHDAY!
blossoming of love.
he has her number.
he has her e-mail.
he has her heart.
8:41 AM
Friday, April 18, 2008
MAYBE,
i should start charging people to watch me do my dance.
you know,
that dance.
8:36 AM
Thursday, April 17, 2008
i ponned school today.
and i'm not bragging or anything,
but that was the best extra 4 hours of sleep i ever had.
8:31 AM
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
ITS BIG.
IT'S FAT.
IT'S GRUBBY.
THERE'S A LIZARD IN MY BATHROOM!!
8:16 AM
Monday, April 14, 2008
A: and i had my ss and english exam today.
B: And?
A: AND THAT'S ALL.
DAMNIT WOMAN,
WHY YOU BE BRINGING THE RED LIGHT ON ME?!
8:17 AM
And when I saw you
Kissing that girl
My heart it shattered
And my eyes, they watered
And when I tried to speak I stuttered
And my friends were like whatever
You'll find someone better
His eyes were way too close together
And we never even liked him from the start
And now he's with that tartAnd I heard she done some really nasty stuff
Down in the park with Michael
He said she's easy
And if your guy's with someone that's sleazy
Then he ain't worth your time'
Cause you deserve a real nice guy
I just think that we'd get on
I wish I could tell you face to face
Instead of singing this stupid song
But yeah I just think that we might get on
8:09 AM
ATTENTION:
COLLIN IS A BIG FAT HOAX.
6:58 AM
Sunday, April 13, 2008
2:37 AM
Saturday, April 12, 2008
just read something inspiring.
"Goals set, lets go"
but of course it's never that easy.
especially if
-your initals are W.J.A
- you have a bad ass computer
-you have peanut butter bars in your room
- your itunes can rip out your heart and fill it with bob saget's love.
7:51 AM
collin should be reading this riighhhtt now.
then he should start scrolling down.
and his face will scrunch up and he will say
"HUH?"
7:43 AM
i really should start studying
but then..
i find the computer magically switching on,
the screen is jumping to life
the bright lights distract me
the colours confuse me
the sounds soothe me
and suddenly a little red man pops onto my shoulder
and he says
" hey, you deserve it"
and i do.
" hey, you deserve it"
and i do.
i do.
7:37 AM
i dont think i want kids when i grow up.
sorry, agnes.
3:24 AM
Friday, April 11, 2008
AAAAAAAAA
!!!!
DO-YER DO-YER DO-YER DO-YER
7:16 AM
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
ok.
wow wow wow wow wow.
i got my threadless shirts.
wow.
okay but of course i wear it much better than them.
except for the baby one.
HE IS A SHIRT PWNER!
EDIT: i just realised the redhead is smoking in the last picture.
what a dick!
6:50 AM
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
DAY ONE- calf cramp
DAY TWO- intolerable pain
-to be, will be, shall be, continued-
DAY TWO- intolerable pain
-to be, will be, shall be, continued-
6:58 AM
Monday, April 07, 2008
MY LEG IS DAMN SOUR.
8:09 AM
Sunday, April 06, 2008
cai
chan
chew
cheong
chia
chia
chia
chong
hecox
higa
hilton
ho
jumba
khaw
lee
oui
sam
spears
teh
teo
wong
8:57 AM
why isn't anyone i have the tolerance for online?
i want to make a list of people that i do.
but then it might be a bit bad.
AWW.
8:55 AM
IT TOOK ME 53. 46 MIN,
BUT I FINALLY FINISHED A
247 PIECES,
SMALL AND TRIANGULAR,
JEEGSOR.
8:51 AM
Saturday, April 05, 2008
i bought a new shirt today !
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
9:40 AM
SPORTS DAY.
proved me wrong.
I actuall sort of kind of yeah but no but yeah but maybe so too much yeah no yes
had fun.
mostly because there was a bountiful of :
food
screaming
moshing
laughing
picture-taking
and
WINNAR-ING.
WE WON NOVELTY HELL YES WE DID.
" and the ever-enthusiastic 3-6 clinches first place!
Winning a hamper full of crap. "
8:22 AM
Thursday, April 03, 2008
okay okay okay.
it's official.
I PWN MARGARET.
VS 
8:53 AM
HEY HEY HEY
MACARENA!
7:06 AM
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
I need to sew my pinafore pockets.
:(
:(
:(
:(
:(
UNLESS A CERTAIN QJS WOULD LIKE TO DO IT FOR ME.
OR ANYONE.
ANYONE.
PLEASE.
2:05 AM
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
I WANT TO GET HIGH ON DRUGS
DANCE LIKE A MONKEY BUG
MOSH TO THE MUSIC
LIVIN' HIGH
LIVIN' DRY
AND SEE THE STARS AT NIGHT
MAKE PEOPLE LOVE ME.
is that a song?
is that a song?
no.
6:22 PM
I know it's sad
That I never gave a damn about the weather
And it never gave a damn about me
I know it's sad
That I never gave a damn about the weather
And it never gave a damn about me
No, it never gave a damn about me
I know it's mad
But if I go to hell
Will you come with me or just leave?
I know it's mad
But if the world were ending
Would you just kiss me or just leave me?
Just leave me?
- i'd leave -
8:45 AM
APRIL FOOL'S!
i suck at pranking people.
nobody ever ever ever ever ever cares about my pranks.
THEY KEEP CHANGING THE BLOODY SUBJECT.
then all fun is lost
and i lose the will to live.
thank you shitheads.
8:36 AM
josiah sucks balls.
8:33 AM
SLUTZAAA.
8:03 AM
PANIC AT THE DISCO
you never phail to make me feel happy.
your songs are exploding love into me.
i love you.
do you love me?
damn.
2:29 AM